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Quotes about Dogs

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
    -Anonymous

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
    -Ann Landers

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
    -Will Rogers

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
    -Ben Williams

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
    -Josh Billings

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
    -Andy Rooney

Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.
    - Sigmund Freud

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
    -Rita Rudner

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
    -Robert Benchley

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
    -Franklin P. Jones

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
    -James Thurber

If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise.
    -Virginia Haven

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money.
    -Joe Weinstein

Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
    -Anne Tyler

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
    -Mark Twain

You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'
    - Dave Barry

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
    -Roger Caras

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.
    -Phil Pastoret

Treasured pups still get a good-night pat even after a feather pillow mysteriously embellishes the yard.
    -Kathe Campbell

 

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