How the Grinch Stole Hunting Season
Posted on May 3, 2012 by Exposing the Big Game
by Jim Roberston
Down in Hunt-ville
Liked hunting season a lot�
But the Grinch,
Who lives just North of Hunt-ville,
The Grinch hated hunting! The whole hunting season!
Now, please don�t
ask why. There are many good reasons.
It could be that hunter�s heads
weren�t screwed on quite right.
It could be, perhaps, that their belts
were too tight.
But I think that the most likely reason of all
that their hearts were two sizes too small.
�They�re cleaning their guns!� the Grinch snarled with a sneer.
�Tomorrow is hunting season! It�s practically here!�
Then he growled,
with his grinch fingers nervously drumming,
�I MUST find a way to keep
hunting season from coming!�
For, tomorrow, he knew�
�All the Hunt-girls and boys
Would wake up bright and early. They�d
rush for their toys!
And then! Oh, the noise! Oh, the noise! Noise!
That�s one thing he hated! The NOISE! NOISE! NOISE! NOISE!
Then the hunters, young and old, would sit down to a feast.
feast! And they�d feast!
And they�d FEAST! FEAST! FEAST! FEAST!
would carve up the body of some poor forest beast
Which was something the
Grinch couldn�t stand in the least!
I MUST stop hunting season from coming!
Then he got an idea!
A brilliant idea!
WONDERFUL, KINDHEARTED IDEA!
�I know just what to do!� The Grinch Laughed in his throat.
made a quick Santy Claus hat and a coat.
And he chuckled, and clucked,
�What a great Grinchy trick!
With this coat and this hat, I�ll look just
like Saint Nick
And I�ll slide down their chimneys, empty bags in my
And I�ll steal all their fucking ammo!�