Jessica Simpson's getting married to Eric Simpson, and ex-football-playing tight end for the San Francisco 49ers, but that's not the big story...

The incredible news: Jessica and Eric plan to open up a chain of fast-food vegan restaurants!

Hey, somebody had to do it, right?

Earlier this year, Jessica Simpson announced that she had become a vegan...

So, you deserve a break today.
Have it your way.
Soon carnivores will be asking, "Where's the beef?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ug75diEyiA0

Watch this column for future news of your franchise opportunity. (If Boulder, Colorado is still available, I'm buying into this!)

Robert Cohen
http://www.notmilk.com