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Man serves God or god, but never both. —Reggie Barlow.

God is an on-time God. He may not come when you want or need him, but he's always on time. —Unknown.

Some believe in the stars, I believe in the one who made them. --Unknown.

Thank God I'm an atheist. — Luis Buñel.

When the one great scorer comes to write against your name he marks not that you won or lost but how you played the game. —Unknown.

You have to be prepared for the possibility that God does not like you. —Fight Club.

Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers. —Garth Brooks  1962-

The soul of a civilization is its religion, and it dies with its faith. —Will Durant.    1885-1981

God does not ask your ability or your inability. He asks only your availability. —Mary Kay Ashe.

If a man cannot be a Christian in the place where he is, he cannot be a Christian anywhere. —Henry Ward Beecher.    1813-1887

Even the merest gesture is holy if it is filled with faith. —Franz Kafka.    1883-1924

Faith is believing in what you know isn't true. —Arthur C. Clarke.   1917-

Everyone has eternal life. The question is, where are you going to spend it? —Unknown.

A man without religion is like a fish without a bicycle. —Vique.

If God had really intended man to fly, He'd make it easier to get to the airport. —Jonathan Winters.    1925-

Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big one on me. —Robert Frost.    1874-1963

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. —Voltaire.    1694-1778

I tremble for my country when I reflect that God is just. —President Thomas Jefferson.    1743-1826

Freedom prospers when religion is vibrant and the rule of law under God is acknowledged —President Ronald Reagan.    1911-

The only man that was perfect was crucified for it. —Unknown.

On the eighth day, man created God. —Unknown.

God has created the past; God has created the future; God has also created today and given it to us as a "present." —Daniel Rozenberg.

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forego their use. —Galileo Galilei.    1564-1642

The only good thing to come out of religion was the music. —George Carlin.   1938-

If God is so powerful, can He make a rock that is so heavy that He Himself can't lift it? —George Carlin.    1938-

All religions must be tolerated ... every man must go to heaven in his own way. —Frederick the Great.    1712-1786