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REALITY TV...amazing!!! heard on the news today that in a recent Gallup poll  this, greedy, illiterate and ignorant, animal-killing piece of trash was voted the 2nd most "admired" woman in the US, after Hillary Clinton, who was #1.  One episode on the show, showed her shooting a "tame" caribou and another, clubbing a live fish to death.    While still Governor of Alaska, she offered a bounty to anyone who would bring in the paw of a wolf he had killed.  And now this? America, where have you gone? 
 
Palin: 'Alaska' Dog-Clubbing Taken Out Of Context
Palin: 'Alaska' Dog-Clubbing Taken Out Of Context
Sarah Palin shows how they do it in Alaska when it comes to dog hunting from helicopters.

WASILLA, Alaska (CAP) - Former GOP vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin is saying leaked outtake footage from her TLC reality show Sarah Palin's Alaska has been taken "out of context," particularly the scene where she clubs and skins a miniature schnauzer, mistaking it for a baby seal.

"Ya know, out in the tundra things happen pretty quick," said Palin. "When that snow's comin' down, a schnauzer and a seal are basically indistinguishable."

Critics have pointed out that the "tundra" where Palin skinned the dog was actually the Bluff Park Farm in Knik-Fairview, and that before clubbing it she shot it from a helicopter using high-powered rifle with an infrared scope.

"Plus an old lady was walking it," pointed out People for the Ethical Treatment Of Animals spokesman Dan Sharon.

Sharon also said the excuse that Palin mistook the dog for a seal is "no excuse at all," since the practice of seal-clubbing has long been maligned as inhumane. The practice was targeted in a series of mid-'90s PETA magazine ads in which Pamela Anderson was shown clubbing a tiny Photoshopped version of Ted Nugent.

"Well, maybe beatin' a seal to death sounds unearthadox to those high falutin' big-city PETA elites, but out here in the wilderness, that's how we roll," said Palin while signing books at the Walmart Superstore on South Seward Meridian Parkway in Wasilla.

"Maybe the PETAs should spend more time gettin' all naked and beatin' up on Santa's fur cluffs," said Palin, possibly meaning "cuffs."

In other outtake footage, Palin is seen taking a rifle she purchased at a Wasilla gun shop and shooting out author Joe McGinniss' car headlights. Palin has criticized McGinnis for moving next door to her in Wasilla while researching a book on her.

"Well, maybe he shouldn'ta shined [his headlights] on my property," she's seen telling Wasilla Sheriff Karl Plastow as he confiscates the weapon. "The Russians mighta seen 'em and attacked us with their, waddayacallem, Moogs," possibly meaning MiGs.

There's also footage that appears to have been shot from another room where she's seen advising her daughter Bristol to whack her fellow Dancing With The Stars contestant Brandy in the knee with a crowbar.

"Ya don't think I wouldn'ta had your dad kneecap Biden if I'd got the chance?" Palin whispers to Bristol in the clip.

Confronted with the accusations, Palin insisted any plan to assault Brandy was "all Levi," then directed further questions to her attorney. Contacted at his GED class in Chickaloon, Alaska, Bristol Palin's former fiance Levi Johnston declined to comment, except to say that he hasn't spoken to any of the Palins since Bristol dumped him for the Old Spice Guy.

Palin, who has final cut approval for the show, says she will seek legal action against whoever leaked the footage. She also refused to allow the TLC camera crew to accompany her Sunday, when she and her husband Todd went on an expedition to club and skin Joe McGinnis.

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