Seems we have revolution here in America erupting under our noses and there is not much we can do about it. This revolution pits compassionate children against their uncaring parents. The revolution even has a name, "Vegan America -- Revolt!"
The revolution was born from incidents surrounding Dave Warwak and his persistent attempts to teach Humane Education at Fox River Grove Middle School. Warwak said, "I can't understand why they are fighting so hard against something so good. The World is behind us and prepared to help. There is every reason in the world for the school to go vegan and not one single reason to do otherwise"
PETA's Vice President, Bruce Friedberg is offering to help Fox River Grove Middle School with its transition to a vegan diet "We'll pay for food for a week, get vegan chefs in to help and consult, whatever". The "Chicago Animal Rights Meetup Group", "Mercy for Animals", and other groups around the world are prepared to step in and help Fox River Grove Middle School become the first vegan public school in America. The "CARMG" is embarking on a campaign to educate the youth of America. The group's president, Shalesh Kumbhat and Warwak are very enthusiastic about the group's new focus. The campaign consists of passing out small business cards to children wherever they may be. Thanks to Kumbhat's efforts and his extensive connections, animal rights groups, vegetarians, vegans, and humane educators all over the world will be passing out business cards to children wherever they may be. Warwak said, "Groups are hitting the streets, during times when children are most likely to be out and about. Groups are already planning on a full force presence on Halloween. Even vegans who stay home will be passing out vegan candies accompanied by a message of love." Warwak, then went on to say, "So far today, I passed out 34 cards!"
The business card's front reads:
Remember the Santa Claus lie?
The back reads:
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