Copenhagen Zoo Kills Four Healthy Staff Members To Make Space for New
Employees COPENHAGEN (The Global Edition) -- The Copenhagen Zoo has killed
several of its staff members early this morning in order to create four new job
openings, the Zoo public relations sector reported.
Officials of the Zoo say that the four members of the staff were humanely
executed after being put to sleep with a lethal injection, and then skinned and
chopped up while visitors crowded around and the meat was fed to the lion
"Based on the recommendation of the European Association of Work and
Organizational Psychology (EAWOP), we have decided to make space for new work
positions, because the Zoo needs new workers, and we found that killing old
staff members was the cheapest and the most efficient way to do it," said Zoo
spokesman Tobias Stenbaek Bro "Four of the oldest staff members, among them one
female, were put to sleep with a lethal injection and then fed to the giraffes.