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Top Ten Questions To Ask Yourself Before Eating A 15-Pound Cheeseburger

10. "Does this restaurant have a defibrillator?"

9. "Am I that hungry or should I order the 12-poud cheeseburger?"

8. "Does it come with fries?"

7. "Would it be easier to eat 60 quarter pounders?"

6. "Can I get it on a low-carb bun?"

5. "How expensive is it to be buried in a piano case?"

4. "What am I going to have for dessert?"

3. "Why is everybody looking at me?"

2. "What would Jesus do?"

1. "Can I super-size that?"