Q. What do parrots have for breakfast?

A. Shredded Tweet !

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Q. How does a parrot escape from an aeroplane?

A. Via a parrot-chute !

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Q. Why are parrots clever?

A. Because they suc-seed

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A man goes into a pet shop and asks the owner "can I have a parrot for my son?", to which the pet shop owner replies "sorry sir, we don't swap parrots for children"!

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Q. What are parrots stuffed with?

A. Polly Filler!