A magician got a job on a cruise ship. Unfortunately, his act was ruined by
his parrot, who spoiled every trick by saying things like, "the card's up his
sleeve!" or "its behind the screen!"
One night the ship hit an ice berg and
sunk. The magician managed to escape with his parrot.
For two days the two of
them sat in a life boat not saying anything. Finally, the parrot blurted out,
"O.K., I give up! Where have you put the boat!"