wouldn't the parrot talk to the Frenchman?
Because he only spoke
parrot lays square eggs.
That's amazing! Can it talk as well?
Yes, but only one word.
you know you are haunted by a parrot?
He keeps saying "Oooo's a
pretty boy then?"
you get if you cross a centipede with a parrot?
like a cheap parrot, please," an old lady said to a pet shop
"This one's cheap and it sings The Star-Spangled Banner."
"Never mind that," said the customer. "Is it tender?"
Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?
Stella: For a parrot to
perch on, miss.
Did you hear that Polygram Records, Warner Brothers and
Keebler Crackers are going to merge...
They are going to become Polly
A guy went into a pub with a pink parrot on his shoulder, his suit was
pink, his shirt was pink, his
shoes and socks were pink, he had a pink tie and he was topped of with a pink hat.
A chap at the bar says "where did you get
The parrot replies "I got him from a junk shop"!
What do you call a parrot who goes out in the rain wearing a mac
and carrying an umbrella?
do you call a dead parrot?
parrots take for headaches?
Where is parrot heaven?
What do you call a whole pile of budgies,
parrots, macaws, cockatiels all in one cage?
What is a parrots