Jay Leno: I only eat meat that's roadkilled by a Prius.
McDonald's calls their new sandwich a third-pounder
because you have to pound your heart 3 times after you eat it to get it going.
April Fools Day - Non-Milkman columns
Still Not Asking For It - photo, body
art (warning: sexual)
Is No God - photo
The Children's Bible in a Nutshell
New Research Finds Link Between Hunting and Small
Professional Editing of Amateur Drumming
The Dam Letter - March 2009
Animal rights activists appalled at Nature's
violence - Dec 08
Why Some Men Are Better With Dogs
Captions Etc 1
Captions Etc 2
To God, from Dog
Tired Dog - joke
http://www.Birdbreath.com - Life from a
bird's point of view
- An Engineer's Guide to Cats
Why did the chicken cross the road?
- George Carlin on religion
Funny Veggie Quotes -
About Dogs- powerpoint.pps
Because They Can - That's the answer
(you know the question)
Rules for Cats to Live By
Pigeon's Support of "Meat Out Day"
Cats Listening to Music
Dog and Cat Diaries
Employee Reviews (or insults in general)
Moral Dilemma - joke
Dance Monkey Dance - video
Open Letter to Dr. Laura - Thanks for the
Intelligent Design --
Bill Maher succinctly summarizes the case against
Video Clips1 -- Funny Animal Video Clips
Save Robert -- An answer to an extortion
attempt found on a myspace web page by "Robert"
Common Prayer -- We've all said it.
Top 10 Bird Flu Plan -- Top Features Of
President Bush's Bird Flu Pandemic Plan
Math In Calif -- Evolution of teaching math in
Bush Hitler -- Similar photo ops
Not-Milkman Jokes -- Jokes about the
Not-Milkman, and one of his own
Milk on Seinfeld -- The subject of milk in
Jerry Seinfeld routines
Top 10 Bird Flu --
Top Ten Dumb Guy Tips
For Avoiding The Bird Flu
Internet chat -- Some funny Internet chats
Intel Design -- Open Letter to School Board regarding
teaching Evolution and Intelligent Design
Want -- What Do Women Want? is what Sir
Lancelot was asked
-- Mostly Dog Jokes by Elayne Boosler
Dog Notice -- Notice to
people entering my home
Rules for Pets
-- Try and explain these to your dog
Life As A Camel -- two camel's talking
eco-depth gage -- How deep is your ecology? Take a sounding.
Lab Rabbit -- After a
lab rabbit escapes, then what?
Cow Poetry -- it could
What animals want
-- if they made a list of demands
Vegetable Jokes --
-- It may have been appealing 50 years ago, but....
-- Myths exposed after 50 years
Farmer -- You know that you're a dairy farmer if:
Top 10 Lists -- Why I'm Opposed To Animal Tests.
Why Animals Are Superior
Aging -- Jokes about aging
15 lb burger -- Why,
Revenge of Rainbow -- Where animals go
when they are fed up with humans
AR Answer Mach -- Hello, You have reached 123-4567, Tender Hearts Rescue.
Dogs' Definitions -- Some definitions for dogs living with humans
Taking Dog Photographs -- How to. It only sounds easy.
Choose 1 -- Classified Advertisement. Choose kitten or my husband
Commit -- Parody of
advertisement by someone wanting to dump of their pets. Now it's
Humor links -- links
to misc. humor
Quotes -- Miscellaneous
Funny -- More
Life -- Quotes with a
Smart People --
How Do These People Survive? Stories of folks functioning at
amazingly low levels
Intelligence -- Quotes about intelligence (and lack thereof)
1 Liners -- 20 fun
ways to make your work environment more interesting
Jesus 1 Liners -- Quotes from the web site "War on Faith"
Great Ideas -- Philosophy for daily living. Not really meant to be funny, but meant to be
Malthusian Daydream --
Vegetus -- Page link
to great web site
Revolk Indep. -- NOTICE OF REVOCATION OF INDEPENDENCE by J. Cleese
Bongo & Hen -- Bongo Marie and the Cornish Game
Hen, Story & Illustration by Sally Blanchard
Disease transfer -- Disease
transfer [from Parrots] to Humans, by G. J. Wallan
Apparently -- Apparently
the Parrot by Garry J. Wallan
Giving medicine --
How to give your bird oral antibiotics by G. Wallan
It's a bird's life -- Typical
day in the life of a bird.
Parrot's Rules -- the rules by
which a parrot lives
Secret Parrot /
-- How to tell if you are a "birding fanatic"
Jokes -- including Seinfeldisms
Lessons from Animals
-- Photographic lessons taught to us by animals
- humorous animal photos