Deer and Raccoons: National 15 mph speed limit
Rabbits: Abortion on demand
Cows: Farm subsidies for basic cable
Rats: Better housing
Bees: Queen must pay her taxes
Amoebae: No discrimination on basis of asexual preference
Male Black Widow Spiders: Safer workplace conditions
Mosquitoes: All Americans must take a blood test (and give it to them)
Dogs: Expand hot lunch program to pets
Kangaroos: National day care
Praying Mantis: Prayer in the schools
Beavers: More funds for flood relief
Geese, Grouse, Ducks, Moose, Squirrels and the Occasional Possum: Gun control
